Turtle Wax

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How do you keep your car turtle so shiny?

I like how this implies that the person either said "pole-ish" outloud and it's an anti-joke, or they can actually see the text when someone speaks and that's how they communicate.

What?! Are polish and polish pronounced differently?

Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.

Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.

Thank you! I'm relatively good at written english, but the spoken one always gets me...

It seems like a fairly small difference that someone could mistake if not heard properly

It's the difference between [ˈpoʊlɪʃ] (Polish, nationality) and [ˈpɑlɪʃ] (eg. car polish) - both pronounced in their US variants. The former is pronounced like the /o/ in "open"

What are you talking about? Being polish is just a nationality. There is no other meaning.

The joke could use more polish.

Pay Ukrainian refugee to wash it.

The fact that I laughed makes me ashamed