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Explanation: Early on in WW2, the Nazi regime relied heavily on meth as a drug to keep its soldiers going during combat operations - most notably during the Fall of France, during which Nazi tankers hopped up on meth would fight for several days straight without sleep, putting the French defenders at a massive disadvantage.
The Allied powers would use amphetamines (especially for pilots as 'go pills') but not on the scale of the Nazis (with the Nazis producing and distributing more meth each year, than all of the Allies combined produced amphetamines for the entire war), and largely not fucking meth.
The nazis still do this...
The Amphetamines were issued as pills, which the troops euphemistically nicknamed "Panzerschokolade" - "Tank Chocolate", due to tank crews eating them like candy. This has lead to the modern day misconception that it was actually mixed into chocolate, with faked pictures of chocolate packages advertising the supposed special ingredient going around on the internet.
The Maginot Line was locked and loaded, then here come these brainwashed fascist tweakers speedrunning through the roads and towards Paris.
Panzerschokolade go brrr
Edit: Inb4 someone mentions it: Yes, I know it's a myth.
The word did exist, as an euphemism for the amphetamine pills. Because tank crews were eating them like chocolate.
What never existed was actual chocolate containing meth.