Checkmate theists

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"Where is your god now?" Picture of pizza in the form of a pineapple
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That looks yummy

really creative use of jalapeño slices

Jalapenos on pizza is always a great decision.

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Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!

I do have some jalapenos I need to cook! Thank you for reminding me!!!

All you proved is that god is cruel

People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.

What if you hate it because there isn't a single slice of pineapple on it?

That's true, that's the real crime here.

It looks sweet but it tastes like burning

If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.

"God is dead, and we killed him."

Pineapple belongs as pizza. The great debate is finally over.

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As long as there's no pineapple in it its cool to me.

The real pineapple is the friends we made along the way

It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.

What are those made of? Is it like pancake mix in a fish mold? (Never heard of them till now)

Basically yes. They usually have red bean paste filling, although lately I've seen them filled with custard/choux cream.

Was having trouble deciding what to eat for dinner, thanks, this looks delicious 😋

He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.

This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it

Pineapple on pizza haters are the preachy vegans/carnivores of the pizza topping world.

No one's forcing you to eat it!

My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.

In the trash, fuck green peppers

He's out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.