I like kiwi

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Forest gump and buba in their army barracks scrubbing the floor with tooth brushes. Buba is doing his shrimp speech. I have replace shrimp with kiwi. Original speech "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
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Kiwi pizza

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That makes me feel uncomfortable, it shall be undone

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Does that go for the fruit as well as the bird?

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Kiwi Fruit is the fruit. Kiwi is a bird.

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And kiwifruit doesn't even grow on a tree.

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Kiwi is also the nationality

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TIL the proper monikers for different kinds of Kiwi!

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Kiwi = bird
Kiwi = nickname for humans from kiwi land
Kiwi fruit = Chinese gooseberry (that actually has very little to do with kiwis other than marketing)

Also, I'm allergic to kiwi fruit so... Big nope from me

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