BearFedThe President of the United States of America 🫡
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He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn't miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
Soon?…
No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab
It's not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
I'm so sorry that you're unable to enjoy nature's gift, the crab.
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
We are all crabs on this glorious day
It is not nature's gift, it's nature's weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.
trump rocking the 'blowing bill look'
Yeah he's dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out.... Very interesting.
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We've given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
Clearly so does POTUS
Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden's well documented stutter that he's had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it's just crickets:
man...Melania is creepy AF.
Looks like a Matrix villain.
i don't think this guy has "full consciousness"
He's reaching LLM levels of sentience in this pic
i would trust some random dude's ai gf over some politicians to lead a country
Bullshit, the LLMs I prompted have more humanity than him!
Its lump.
She might be dead.
Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.
looks like he's in the throes of an anal orgasm.
45-47 (years past best by date)
Well he ain't making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn't much time left, if any at all
That president ain't couch fucker eyeliner boy...
"And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You're not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show, and you're really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show when you're in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
Or how about this "Please be patient, I'm the president of the United States"?
It’s fitting that he’s a subhuman slave to his own handlers
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
He looks like a dead fish.
Dreaming of Bill....
or Bubba the horse.
He belongs in a museum
History of Fascism Museum
He belongs in a woodchipper.
One of the few museum pieces that Indiana Jones would gladly punch, and never be put on display. Probably put it in storage by the Ark of the Covenant, just in case it needs to be melted by Yahweh's fury.
This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.
Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
What isn't natural is the small child under the table.
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
Nap time is back!
You mean like a James Fridman request?
⁽ʰᵉʸ, ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵖⁱᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʸˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳʸ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒⁱˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ʰᵃᵗ⁾
Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment.
Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.
Yeah, but he also looks like a centenarian's vagina.
Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.
Once you realize that they are just using whatever words they think will get what they really want, they become much easier to understand.
Also be aware that they aren't very creative and tend to just accuse others of the same horrible shit they are doing that they know could get them into a lot of trouble (or aspects of those that they support that makes them uncertain they should be supporting them).
Also, since so many others are dumb, many either believe the first accusation they hear or don't believe it but then think when it turns out that the accusers were actually doing that, that it's just more political lies coming from the other side.
All I see is a felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile on his last leg.
Hope it hurts.
So gross. 🤢
Dude's so old his favorite beat is the big bang