If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first

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If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first
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I don't want a lot for Christmas...

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Considering I hate eggnog, this tracks.

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Swallow snow?

Swallow cocaine?

Or swallow men's ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

I like snow.

I like egg nog.

But cum makes me vomit.

I've never meddled with cocaine.

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Yeah, egg nog is a delicious creamy holiday spiced treat that warms you up internally if its spiked.

Cum tastes like slimy bleachy salt.

This post is false!

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It is hardly 18+ content

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I parsed it as: "If you can drink eggnog, you can swallow snow."

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I thought that's how we all realized that it meant. Totally logical comparison of cold EggNog and snow. I don't know how others didn't catch that immediately

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How is a picture of egg liquor not suitable for work?

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Sex!? They’re talking about cocaine! Idk what you do for a living, but it’s an integral part of my workday.

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What makes you think this is about sex? Get your mind out of the gutter. @Mickey7@lemmy.world only ever posts wholesome memes.

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Why are there so many people with flithy minds that view everything through the prism of sex? Is it because they don't really have a sex life of their own? How could anyone be offended by EggNog especially as we enter the Christmas season? What type of mind thinks there is a connection between EggNog and sex?

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So, how is a picture of egg liquor not suitable for work?

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