Lemmy Shitpost

TranscriptionA picture of He-man with the caption that reads “The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high and you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT'S GOING ON”

lost the source but it was on mastodon

Steam Hardware Announcement

TranscriptionA picture taken outside with some trees in the background. The sky has blue and purple scribbles made in what looks like MS Paint. The caption reads “i ain't see no northern lights i just like to be included”

TranscriptionA picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”

I think this is referring to this

Ironically, this picture was probably generated using AI

TranscriptionWhite text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.”

@etymology_nerd (YT Short)

Fun fact: Nvidia accounts for 16% of the US GDP and worth more than the Canadian economy and accounts for more than 3.6% of the GLOBAL GDP.

Dressed-up fire extinguisher

TranscriptionBlack text on white background that reads “I'm really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Wednesday is open Mike night.”

TranscriptionA drawing of a naked person being dragged away by a green demon; the drawing is surrounded by a border with various drawn mussels and clams. The caption reads “Monk 1: What are you drawing? Monk 2: A poor soul being dragged to hell by demons. Monk 1: Cool! And what are you planning to use as a border? Monk 2: I'm thinking freshwater mussels. Monk 1: That's really perfect.”

TranscriptionWhite text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable * sleep 8+ hours * drink 2L minimum of water a day (high pH if possible) * get sun daily * no sugar * read for 30 mins a day * workout 3x / week * capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face * meditate for 10 mins daily

Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.

TranscriptionA picture of a banana on a car’s dashboard, the banana is being reflected in the windshield, making it look like a big waxing moon. The caption reads “Me: these edibles ain't shit. 10 minutes later: moons fuckin massive 2nite wtf”

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...fuck, I'm old.....